RE: joke time
May 2, 2015 at 3:51 am
(This post was last modified: May 2, 2015 at 4:18 am by Lucanus.)
(April 30, 2015 at 2:05 am)Jericho Wrote: Why did the boy drop his ice-cream cone?
He got hit by a truck.
Ahem...
(April 26, 2015 at 3:27 am)Lucanus Wrote: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
Then one stops, and says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."