I lost a twenty quid bet today, on the name of the new Royal baby. Apparently it's going to be Charlotte Elizabeth Diana.
Not Mercedes.
Not Mercedes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'