An old lady went into a record collector shop and there's a little boy manning the counter.
She asked, "Have you got 'Jingle Bells' on a seven-inch?"
Ne said, "No, but I've got dangling balls on a twelve-inch."
She said, "Is that a record?"
He said, "It is for a ten year old."
She asked, "Have you got 'Jingle Bells' on a seven-inch?"
Ne said, "No, but I've got dangling balls on a twelve-inch."
She said, "Is that a record?"
He said, "It is for a ten year old."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'