A farmers wife was laying in bed reading some erotic fiction, 50 shades of hay.
She heard a tramp, tramp, tramp on the stairs and in walked her husband the farmer.
Under his left arm was a very woolly smelly sheep chewing on a stalk of grass.
The farmer locked eyes with his wife and said in an angry voice.
"This is the pig I've been making love to every night!"
The farmers wife screech a retort.
"You idiot, you fool, you stupid man.....that's not a pig..... that's a sheep!"
and the farmer replied.
She heard a tramp, tramp, tramp on the stairs and in walked her husband the farmer.
Under his left arm was a very woolly smelly sheep chewing on a stalk of grass.
The farmer locked eyes with his wife and said in an angry voice.
"This is the pig I've been making love to every night!"
The farmers wife screech a retort.
"You idiot, you fool, you stupid man.....that's not a pig..... that's a sheep!"
and the farmer replied.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.