(June 25, 2015 at 8:52 pm)IATIA Wrote: Three guys on safari in cannibal country, they get caught, the chief tells them they have a chance to avoid being eaten.
He tells them to go out into the forest & bring back their favorite fruit.
The first guy comes back with an apple. The chief tells him that if he can shove it up his ass without a display of emotion, he can live, and he does so successfully.
The second guy comes back with a strawberry. The chief tells him the same thing, and he just about gets it in, when he breaks out laughing, sealing his fate.
The perplexed chief asks him how he could have failed such a relatively easy test.
"I couldn't help thinking about what the third guy picked", says the doomed guy.
"It was a pineapple".
Not that it isn't funny, but just how loose an ass would you have to have to get a strawberry up it? How about a pecan instead?
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