Took a girl out to the pictures last night. Nobody could see us in the darkness of the back row, so I carefully unbuttoned myself and guided her hand to my lap.
"What's all this then?" she smiled.
I grinned back and said, "It's all I have!"
"You lying git," she said. "I saw you buy twenty before we came in."
"What's all this then?" she smiled.
I grinned back and said, "It's all I have!"
"You lying git," she said. "I saw you buy twenty before we came in."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'