RE: joke time
July 9, 2015 at 9:54 am
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2015 at 9:55 am by Cyberman.)
I think I posted this before, but the wonderful I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, under the chairmanship of the irreplaceable Humphrey Lyttleton, once served up the following delicious helping in the occasional "Limericks" round. Basically Humph gave the opening line, then each contestant - Graeme Garden, Barry Cryer, Willie Rushton and Jeremy Hardy standing in for Tim Brooke-Taylor - supplied the rest in turn:
As I reached for my copy of Chaucer,
I awkwardly fell on a saucer.
I started to swoon
When I noticed the spoon
At this point the story gets coarser.
As I reached for my copy of Chaucer,
I awkwardly fell on a saucer.
I started to swoon
When I noticed the spoon
At this point the story gets coarser.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'