RE: joke time
July 10, 2015 at 5:40 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2015 at 5:44 pm by IATIA.)
A Mom goes to pick up her child by taxi. As they are headed home, they pass through one of the seeder parts of town.
The little girl sees some prostitutes standing on the corner and asks Mom what they were doing.
Mom says that they were waiting on their husbands. Just about then, the taxi driver jumps in and says, "Why don't you tell your little girl the truth? Don't you think she can handle it?"
Glaring, Mom starts to explain what the women were doing there and when she was finished, the little girl asks Mom, "What happens to the babies?"
The little girl sees some prostitutes standing on the corner and asks Mom what they were doing.
Mom says that they were waiting on their husbands. Just about then, the taxi driver jumps in and says, "Why don't you tell your little girl the truth? Don't you think she can handle it?"
Glaring, Mom starts to explain what the women were doing there and when she was finished, the little girl asks Mom, "What happens to the babies?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy