There is no such thing as a "true christian". In order to be one, you have to pretty much kill yourself as it is essentially the same as dividing by 0. The surplus of contradictions, the utter lack of critical thinking involved, the laws you need to follow that do not apply in the modern world.
Stone unbelievers to death.
Spit on the blind/deaf/dumb for being sinners simply because of their condition.
Follow the New AND Old Testament as required of you by Jesus.
Murder your children.
Hate your family.
Not allowed divorce (if female)
Murder homosexuals.
Constantly decree war.
Act ONLY according to laws of the bible (Free Will is strictly forbidden)
Be poor.
Not go to doctors and ONLY rely on prayer.
Start pedo'ing it up.
Rape people.
Burn pagans and Harry Potter fans.
Go against Women's Rights.
Be a terrorist.
Own slaves.
No longer eat anything aquatic that does not have "fins and scales"
etc
etc
etc
Can you really commit to this? I doubt it. So you're not a TRUE Christian.
Stone unbelievers to death.
Spit on the blind/deaf/dumb for being sinners simply because of their condition.
Follow the New AND Old Testament as required of you by Jesus.
Murder your children.
Hate your family.
Not allowed divorce (if female)
Murder homosexuals.
Constantly decree war.
Act ONLY according to laws of the bible (Free Will is strictly forbidden)
Be poor.
Not go to doctors and ONLY rely on prayer.
Start pedo'ing it up.
Rape people.
Burn pagans and Harry Potter fans.
Go against Women's Rights.
Be a terrorist.
Own slaves.
No longer eat anything aquatic that does not have "fins and scales"
etc
etc
etc
Can you really commit to this? I doubt it. So you're not a TRUE Christian.
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