(May 1, 2010 at 3:26 pm)Shell B Wrote:(May 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because "Oh ME, oh ME, why have I foresaken me" wouldn't make much sense, would it?
What difference would that make? Hardly anything in the bible(s) makes sense.
You should rewrite the bible for them, Min. Not so that it makes sense to us, but so that all of their stories line up with it. Of course, in true bible style it would have to matching known facts in the natural world is not a requirement. Just think how vastly different it would be. You never know, it could be adopted as the new 'truth.' In 1,000 years people could be arguing about the 'Gospel according to Minimalist.'
Certain irony there, eh dear?