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Heaven is full of tapeworms

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Heaven is full of tapeworms
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RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms
August 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm (This post was last modified: August 9, 2015 at 3:43 pm by brewer.)
(August 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm)Brakeman Wrote:
(August 9, 2015 at 12:51 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Not according to the deceived/delusional I converse with. They state that if the organism is not capable of the god conception they are not getting in.

Sorry, not reading the religious crap, gives me a headache.

OOOh I like that.. So babies, toddlers, and the mentally handicapped don't get in! The bastards!

Each of my body's cells can't grasp a concept individually, only when working as a group, and I wouldn't have had the opportunity to understand god without other multicellular cooperation groups birthing and assisting me. Fuck.. So only my brain software is going to heaven? Why the crap would I care?
HaHa. Taking it a little further than they would like. I'll have to bring up the baby POV and watch them back peddle. I'm sure that they'll say, well we had them baptized so they're covered. Mental conception by proxy!
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Heaven is full of tapeworms

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Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by brewer - August 9, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Whateverist - August 9, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by brewer - August 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by brewer - August 10, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by vorlon13 - August 10, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by orangebox21 - August 10, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 11, 2015 at 5:22 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by orangebox21 - August 12, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 12, 2015 at 11:59 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by orangebox21 - August 13, 2015 at 10:23 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by CapnAwesome - August 11, 2015 at 6:26 pm

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