Submitted for your approval: portions of a 2-month old chat log that will probably get me killed by our fearless leader.
In which Adrian is drunk, Shell and Summer are highly amused, and Ryft is made petrified.
Good boy Adrian:
In which Adrian is drunk, Shell and Summer are highly amused, and Ryft is made petrified.
Quote:<Shell_B> Start telling vagina jokes and Adrian sticks out his tongue. How fitting.
Quote:<Adrian_Hayter> Ryft: send me your sperm
<Adrian_Hayter> we can have a baby
<Ryft> I wonder if Adrian would type better if his keyboard was as drunk as he is
<Adrian_Hayter> also, I just want your sperm
<Ryft> Eww, gross
<Adrian_Hayter> you're gross
***Ryft throws up a little in his mouth
<Adrian_Hayter> DarwinBot: don't log this pleas
<thesummerqueen> Adrian_Hayter: there are better ways to get salt
Quote:<Adrian_Hayter> Ryft: I hate you
< Ryft > No, you love me.
< Ryft > And it's creepy.
<Adrian_Hayter> true
<thesummerqueen> Adrian_Hayter: a week from the gf and suddenly you bat for the other team?
< Ryft > LMAO
<thesummerqueen> and a christian at that?
< Ryft > Hahahah
<thesummerqueen> good lord
Quote:< Ryft > brb (foreal this time).
<Adrian_Hayter> cya Ryft
<Adrian_Hayter> I love you
<thesummerqueen> lol
<Adrian_Hayter> I love you too thesummerqueen
<Adrian_Hayter> I just love emma more
<Ace-Otana> *falls of computer chair in laughter*
<thesummerqueen> no you don't, you just want to lure me to your oven
<Adrian_Hayter> also Ace
<thesummerqueen> I'm not fooled
<Ace-Otana> I'm loved!
<Adrian_Hayter> thesummerqueen: I love you in cookie form
Quote:<thesummerqueen> Ace, please
<thesummerqueen> you ARE the man who tried to post a picture of your ass, right?
<Ace-Otana> Erm, maybe
<Adrian_Hayter> I'll post pictures of my ass
<Adrian_Hayter>
<Shell_B> Do it.
<Ryft> Someone needs to cut Adrian off.
< Ryft > Fast.
<Shell_B> You won't do it.
<thesummerqueen> oh jesus christ on a crutch, someone kill Adrian's internet
<Ace-Otana> Run!
<Adrian_Hayter>
Quote:<Adrian_Hayter> brb
***Ryft gets nervous about the implications of Adrian's brb
<Adrian_Hayter> back
<Shell_B> Back as in back or back as in butt?
<Ace-Otana> Are we doomed yet?
<Adrian_Hayter> back as in I just pissed for the longest time ever
<Adrian_Hayter> a LOT of alcohol just left my boy
<Adrian_Hayter> *body
<Ryft> "My boy." Heheh.
Quote:<Adrian_Hayter> i'm driunk, don't question my authorotah
<Adrian_Hayter> also my spelling
Good boy Adrian:
Quote:<Adrian_Hayter> I love thesummerqueen because she introduced me to AC/DC
Quote:<Adrian_Hayter> I hope this is a lesson for you all
<Adrian_Hayter> never get drunk with me