Proof of the existence of god:
It's at least as good as the various proofs theists often come here spouting.
Quote:(12:36:22 AM) Shinylight: so fr0d0
(12:36:32 AM) fr0d0: yes Shineylight
(12:36:34 AM) Shinylight: why do you believe in the existance of God?
(12:36:45 AM) Shinylight: existence*
(12:36:52 AM) fr0d0: good question
(12:37:30 AM) fr0d0: do you think I'm wrinting something?
(12:37:35 AM) fr0d0: *writing
(12:37:41 AM) fr0d0: because...
(12:38:25 AM) Shinylight: well surprisingly after asking a question i, rather rudely, expected an answer
(12:38:27 AM) fr0d0: I agree with the shit it sez in the bible and trust it to be true
(12:38:34 AM) peps: God must exist because cheese tosties exist
(12:38:37 AM) fr0d0: yes - how rude!
(12:38:43 AM) fr0d0: fuk yeh
(12:38:44 AM) Shinylight:
(12:38:53 AM) peps: the thing about cheeze toasties is
(12:38:59 AM) Shinylight: Cheese toasties created God
(12:38:59 AM) peps: they are prefect
(12:39:02 AM) Shinylight: silly
(12:39:18 AM) fr0d0: cheese toasties do indeed ROCK!
(12:39:24 AM) peps: they melt in your mouth, easy to make and taste grate
(12:39:33 AM) peps: but they are not the most perfect thing in the world
(12:39:34 AM) Shinylight: tastegasm
(12:39:35 AM) fr0d0: fuk yes
(12:39:38 AM) fr0d0: lol
(12:39:46 AM) peps: as they can burn your mouth and are hard to clean up after
(12:39:52 AM) Shinylight: true
(12:39:57 AM) peps: therefore something else must be the most perfect thing in the world
(12:40:01 AM) peps: we call that thing god
(12:40:04 AM) peps: good night
(12:40:06 AM) fr0d0: hard to clean up? you ain't doin it right
(12:40:07 AM) Shinylight: the mouth burning is the same with any hot food
(12:40:19 AM) Shinylight: he makes them on the radiator fr0d0
(12:40:27 AM) fr0d0: ah
(12:40:29 AM) peps: well the machine its self
(12:40:29 AM) fr0d0: hehe
(12:40:39 AM) fr0d0: I use a grill - no mess
(12:40:40 AM) peps: they leak and sfuff
(12:40:50 AM) fr0d0: well - the kitchen fairy cleans it up
(12:41:00 AM) Shinylight: Fairy liquid
(12:41:07 AM) fr0d0: him yeh
It's at least as good as the various proofs theists often come here spouting.
Hoi Zaeme.