RE: Great bible teachings!
May 13, 2010 at 9:05 am
(This post was last modified: May 13, 2010 at 9:09 am by John_S3V.)
(May 12, 2010 at 7:13 pm)Rhage Wrote: Who are you callin' a "bitch"?
Yes, we know the Bible is filled with a lot of this kind of shit. Any other points you would like make here?
Yes, I would also like to point out that the bible says you'll go to Heaven, (defined as any place of complete bliss and delight and peace), which sounds awesome. I'd caught off my left hand to get me some of that. Hell, I'd set the world on fire and dive into lava if that was going to get me into Heaven. You people are crazy not to be as a zealous as me.
And what do you mean shit? Who are you, mere mortal man with your limited capacity for knowledge, to judge that the writings of my perfect, omnipotent father are immoral? Do you think you're God!? Is that what you think? Surely, you must be a follower of Satain. *Starts dancing around speaking in tongue*
Come my brethren and feast upon one another! (S)He who triumps and has eaten us all will be blessed with the knowledge of all those with whom (s)he has consumed!
