(October 2, 2015 at 12:19 pm)bambi_swag Wrote:(October 2, 2015 at 11:41 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: It did not spin because Chuck Norris is always going to come up as the right answer anyway, so why bother?I was going to spin the wheel. It landed on Chuck Norris. Everybody died. Then it spinned.
Made me laugh hard enough to spill my coffee! I love CN jokes.
The only legitimate argument I've ever heard against evolution is:
"There is no such thing as the Theory of Evolution. There are only those species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive."
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
