If Allah has a plan, what is the point of Dua?

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So you're here to threaten us on behalf of your invisible big brother.

The thing is, you're wasting your time. You're just making your religion look even more stupid by suggesting he sent you here to bully us into submission. See, it can work when someone has a sword to your throat. I will then pretend to agree, and continue to do so until I can escape. But you're holding up a bit of soggy newspaper.

All you've got is threats which you won't even own as you're own, while pretending to be reasonable by saying "you have your belief, I have mine".

Would it be OK for me to tell you my big brother is going to torture you if you don't do what he says?

If Allah needs your help, he is more pathetic than I thought.