Drumpf?

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Pretty much everybody I've met who's espoused libertarian principles ends up being this shitty.

Perhaps you should consider widening your contacts, then? You clearly have a broad-brush and aren't afraid to use it.

Plenty wide set of contacts as is. And based on what I've studied of libertarianism (I used be quite right wing before I grew up) and libertarians I know and interacted with, I am pretty confident that my portrayal of the ideology and most adherents is accurate.