(August 29, 2016 at 4:25 pm)Losty Wrote:(August 29, 2016 at 3:40 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Went home for lunch as usual. My wife told me on the phone not to pick up anything because she was going to fix me something to eat. My lunch? I kid you not: grilled cheese and bologna sandwiches.
She didn't even cut off the crusts or offer me a juice box.
If I ever get married a text of "Hey don't pick up anything on the way home for lunch. I'm going to fix you something to eat." Will mean don't even bother coming home for lunch today, if you do don't eat what I made because it's poisoned.
What buggerfuckhead of a wankturnip would ever wanna poison you?