(August 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:(August 29, 2016 at 4:32 pm)Losty Wrote: I'd make for a terrible typical wife "Hey when you stop to get food on the way home...will you buy me chocolate fudge and ice cream?"
Fixed that for you.
<Has a sinking feeling he's digging himself deeper and deeper with the ladies today>
Lmfao. If your wife isn't making you gourmet lunches on your work break...I would suggest it's because you're not tying her up and taking a [redacted] or [redacted] to her and making her scream or [redacted] like she never has and then [redacted] her until she's a quivering puddle on the floor often enough.