(August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:(August 29, 2016 at 4:45 pm)Losty Wrote: Lmfao. If your wife isn't making you gourmet lunches on your work break...I would suggest it's because you're not tying her up and taking a [redacted] or [redacted] to her and making her scream or [redacted] like she never has and then [redacted] her until she's a quivering puddle on the floor often enough.
Well, you definitely have that right. Not nearly often enough! Then again, I'm not the one going through menopause, so I'm not sure how much of the blame I'm willing to shoulder, in that respect.
Besides, who said anything about 'gourmet'? I'd settle for edible. I'm being a bit unfair, here. My wife is actually a really good cook. I just need to steer her away from the cold cuts section of the supermarket in the future.
That poor thing. Buy her fudge and ice cream!
Also, I was mostly just teasing. I don't know about your marriage, I was just being silly.
If I got married though, I'd marry a guy who likes to stay home and can be trained to clean my house the way I like it. Either that or I would hire male hooker and a female maid and pretend to be married to them both.