This bit made me LOL
"Marjory has always known that the earth is flat, too," says Charles Johnson. "As far as she knew, everybody in Australia knew it. She was rather shocked when she arrived here and found people speaking of Australia as being 'down under.' It really offended her. She would get in quite heated arguments with people who seemed to accuse her of coming from down under the world." Ultimately, Marjory Johnson swore in an affidavit that she had never hung by her feet in Australia.
Well then Marj is a stupid bitch, nobody in Aus thinks that.
And what does signing an affidavit friggin prove
"Marjory has always known that the earth is flat, too," says Charles Johnson. "As far as she knew, everybody in Australia knew it. She was rather shocked when she arrived here and found people speaking of Australia as being 'down under.' It really offended her. She would get in quite heated arguments with people who seemed to accuse her of coming from down under the world." Ultimately, Marjory Johnson swore in an affidavit that she had never hung by her feet in Australia.
Well then Marj is a stupid bitch, nobody in Aus thinks that.
And what does signing an affidavit friggin prove
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
