Either MK just delivered the most beautiful ironic gutpunch in history, or he's found a brand new nadir beneath his barrel. Now I'm going to get a headache working out which.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'