Quote:Adam and Eve had just had sex for the first time. Adam was relaxing by a tree, when God's voice boomed down from above. 'You've just experienced sex for the first time. How was it?' Adam replies, 'Oh Lord, it was great. I've never felt so good in my life.'
God says, 'Where is Eve, thine wife?'
Adam replies, 'She is washing herself, down in the river.'
Suddenly, the skies turned dark and lightning flashed and thunder sounded. God became furious and said 'Nooo!!! Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish!!'
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10 Questions Biblical Literalists Cannot Honestly Answer
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