10 Questions Biblical Literalists Cannot Honestly Answer

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 My analogy is quite correct, you missed God's call and just because you missed it doesn't in any way mean god's not real.

GC

If I miss someone's call it shows up in my "missed calls" list. I don't see god's number, so he didn't call. He still doesn't exist. The voices in your head aren't him. And your analogy was still incorrect regardless of how many times you say it wasn't.

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Maybe he should have left a message.  Jesus christ, GC, still with the phone analogy?  That's about as complicated as you can muster, isn't it.  The lord of the cosmos and the entirety of christian tradition, all reduced to a game of phone tag.  Good job.

You'd think god would get with the times. Stop calling (and not leaving any messages) and send me an email!

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

GC

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 When someone misses your phone call does that mean you do not exist.

GC

For an omniscient, omnipresent entity to miss anything, means he, doesn’t exist.

 I'm not sure what you meant by that answer, it's you that misses the call not God. Actually you do not miss God's call, you just ignore it.

GC

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Ask Him if you need to know that badly, get the answer directly from Him so this gnawing question that you obsess over want consume you.

GC

I did and FSM has already spoken to me and has given me this message for you.

Reject your false idol and step into the light my child, come into my arms less ye be boiled.

I will pray for you lost lamb.  RaMen

 A little sauce on the monster and it's dinner.

GC