10 Questions Biblical Literalists Cannot Honestly Answer

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Not trying to prove God or change your mind; God is self-evident. Now, go into the corner and repeat 100 times or until you understand. Mathematics is where there is 'proofs'.

Then why the fuck are you here? You know full fucking well that you saying that is as meaningless as coming into our homes and pissing on our carpet, it doesn't prove dick and just pisses us off. Why don't you find some evidence (and you know full fucking well what evidence is, contrary to your feigned ignorance) and win a Nobel prize for doing something no one else in history has ever managed to do? I'll even buy you dinner. At McDonald's.

If god really was self-evident then you're basically calling every one of us nonbelievers a bunch of inexcusably stupid jackasses, BTW, so kindly go fuck yourself. The only self-evident thing is that you're hopelessly deluded and no one's concept of god is remotely feasible because it's demonstrably false on at least one of every kind of claim they make about it. And you're no exception, braintrust.

You do realize that this is a mssg. board for discussion, right? or maybe I misunderstood.