Borowitz:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...A0ODgxOAS2
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...A0ODgxOAS2
Quote:Trump Says He Is Only President in History with Courage to Stand Up to War Widows
Quote:Trump said, he has made defeating war widows one of his top priorities as President. “Forget about Iran and China and Little Rocket Man,” he said. “This country has been pushed around by war widows for far too long.”