(paraphrased)
'I have defeated ISIS, so I'm bringing the troops home.' - Trump
'I'm bringing the troops home, but some of them are going to Iraq.' - ibid
'I'm bringing the troops home, but the ones not going to Iraq are staying in Syria to protect the oil fields from ISIS. Who I defeated.' - ibid
Boru
'I have defeated ISIS, so I'm bringing the troops home.' - Trump
'I'm bringing the troops home, but some of them are going to Iraq.' - ibid
'I'm bringing the troops home, but the ones not going to Iraq are staying in Syria to protect the oil fields from ISIS. Who I defeated.' - ibid
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson