I realize that I'm just an evil old man when I say this, butt I'd like to hear that the chump succumbed due to penetration by a near-molten fire hydrant that blasted through his commode while he was straining out a couple of McCheeses or what ever they are called, and he ended up upside down on the White House lawn for all to see.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.