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God's Child(ren)?
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RE: God's Child(ren)?
(November 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm)Strongbad Wrote: The author of the article also says "Jews are waiting for the Messiah, Christians are waiting for Jesus, and Muslims are waiting for both the Mahdi and Jesus. All religions describe them as men coming to save the world."

And they will all wait until hell freezes over before any one of these fuckers shows up.

And the world needs saving exactly how? Oh yeah, got it. God is an Earth God like Gaia. He is going to do the rapture thing to get rid of all the parasitic humans living on it and fucking up the planet. Then the earth will be free for the rest of the specieses (how the hell do you pluralize species?!) to get on with their lives.
A finite number of monkeys with a finite number of typewriters and a finite amount of time could eventually reproduce 4chan.
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God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 3:31 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - October 27, 2010 at 3:42 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 3:55 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - October 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 27, 2010 at 4:06 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 27, 2010 at 5:51 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - October 27, 2010 at 6:08 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - October 28, 2010 at 3:01 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theVOID - October 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 28, 2010 at 6:22 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 27, 2010 at 6:57 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by padraic - October 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 29, 2010 at 8:32 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - October 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - October 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 9:40 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Rayaan - October 28, 2010 at 2:19 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Ashendant - October 30, 2010 at 8:35 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theVOID - October 28, 2010 at 3:45 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Edwardo Piet - October 29, 2010 at 4:57 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by ib.me.ub - October 28, 2010 at 4:17 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theVOID - October 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Darwinian - October 28, 2010 at 5:40 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by downbeatplumb - October 28, 2010 at 5:56 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 28, 2010 at 6:46 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jonah - October 28, 2010 at 10:29 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - October 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 29, 2010 at 9:25 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - October 29, 2010 at 11:49 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 30, 2010 at 12:17 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - October 30, 2010 at 12:01 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - October 30, 2010 at 8:40 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - November 2, 2010 at 12:30 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - November 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - November 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - November 4, 2010 at 10:59 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - November 3, 2010 at 12:04 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by solja247 - November 4, 2010 at 11:13 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - November 4, 2010 at 11:27 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by solja247 - November 5, 2010 at 12:17 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 5, 2010 at 3:43 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - November 9, 2010 at 1:04 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by solja247 - November 5, 2010 at 4:13 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - November 9, 2010 at 1:23 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - November 9, 2010 at 1:40 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - November 9, 2010 at 11:43 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - November 10, 2010 at 12:33 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - November 10, 2010 at 1:00 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by DeistPaladin - November 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - November 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by downbeatplumb - November 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 12, 2010 at 2:26 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - November 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 13, 2010 at 2:38 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - November 15, 2010 at 12:14 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - November 15, 2010 at 3:23 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - November 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - November 15, 2010 at 1:24 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Godschild - November 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Jaysyn - November 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Lethe - November 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by DeistPaladin - November 16, 2010 at 5:01 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by theophilus - November 17, 2010 at 2:12 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Strongbad - November 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 18, 2010 at 4:33 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Minimalist - November 10, 2010 at 1:07 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 10, 2010 at 2:59 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by God - November 10, 2010 at 3:29 am
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Cando - November 12, 2010 at 12:39 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - November 12, 2010 at 2:01 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Lethe - November 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - November 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - November 12, 2010 at 4:45 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Anomalocaris - November 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by thesummerqueen - November 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm
RE: God's Child(ren)? - by Loki_999 - November 15, 2010 at 2:34 am

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