(November 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm)Strongbad Wrote: The author of the article also says "Jews are waiting for the Messiah, Christians are waiting for Jesus, and Muslims are waiting for both the Mahdi and Jesus. All religions describe them as men coming to save the world."
And they will all wait until hell freezes over before any one of these fuckers shows up.
And the world needs saving exactly how? Oh yeah, got it. God is an Earth God like Gaia. He is going to do the rapture thing to get rid of all the parasitic humans living on it and fucking up the planet. Then the earth will be free for the rest of the specieses (how the hell do you pluralize species?!) to get on with their lives.
A finite number of monkeys with a finite number of typewriters and a finite amount of time could eventually reproduce 4chan.