Anti-Theism

[Haipule]

I'm quite sure Atheism also has it's clowns. I mean, Carl Sagan...really?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sagan's a "clown"? As a believer, you'd ought to appreciate thoughtful non-believers like him.

Now pardon me while I chuckle quietly at the idea of you calling someone a "clown".

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Strawman!

I have used my money to help single women with kids especially Christmas time. And, whenever they need financial help. That's my charity and I gots some girlfriends!

Hey! I writings some songs for church. What do you think? 


Demons in the Room.

"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on all you demons and sing with me!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on demons, I can't hear you!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Oh come you demons and sing it like you mean it!

That song is most loved by God Himself if you are drinking beer and running around in your underwear. But remember always, it's only funny if they're red.


God Loves You

God loves you, but not as much as He loves me; God loves me, MORE than you.


So Cool Bein' ME (Done to the tune Boss Hoss--The Sonics)

Everybody is jealous of me,
One look and you can see,
With these looks I just can't lose,
Don't you even try to choose.

I get all the honeys and I've never lost 'cause:
It's so cool bein' me...cool bein' me.

I think they're hits!

I'd like an order of onion rings with that.

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I see your $3 and raise you $10 that this man is having a stroke, and we're all too self-involved and uncaring to call an ambulance.

I'm betting he's having more than one stroke ...

I only had one stroke. I was flying home to Maui and had a stroke on the plane. I was coming home from a bible conference in Arizona. I asked the pastor over drinks at the bar how he could study so much and sleep. He said that many of us have to take sleeping pills or we cannot sleep. I said I can't sleep either and had little sleep in 3yrs unless I pass out drunk.

So, I was flying home and thinking about what he said and how much I drink daily. It sounded like a really bad idea. Then I had the stroke but it was not a brain bleed but a muscle spasm in my brain that caused me too stroke and immediately fell asleep. I awoke to the flight attendant shaking me and telling me I had to get off the plane. I mumbled something and tried to stand up but kept falling to the right. He asked me if I needed a wheelchair thinking I was drunk and I mumbled yes. He wheeled to the baggage claim area, somehow, right to my wife who is an RN. She took one look at me and said, "Stroke Boy" and rushed me to the hospital.

There they did a blood alcohol test and the nurse yelled, "He's 2.0". The doctor knew I had had a stroke and asked to see the report and said. "No, he's .02--one drink".

It took me a year to recover but, I've been sleeping like a baby ever since--THANK GOD!