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Going To A Church Tonight
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
(December 8, 2017 at 1:35 am)Minimalist Wrote: I survived.  No funny hats.  It was a Lutheran church so no silly-ass statues of supposed saints or virgin mothers or other holy horseshit.  The only cross I noted seemed to be built into a window and had 4 panes of glass in each quandrant.  Utilitarian if nothing else.  Also, there was a cross beam for the ceiling running right into the top of the cross and it had a bunch of spot lights on it.  I guess they could have used it to illuminate the godboy when he was nailed up?  I did notice all sorts of pagan xmas decorations like trees and wreaths but no nativity scene.  I guess the Lutherans took jesus out of xmas?  Good thinking.

Once when the soprano did a little ornamentato on the word "heathen" I thought she was talking to me.  Another time when she was singing about the "king cumeth unto thee" I did think of some of the pervs around here.

Finally, when the chorus opened up with "all we like sheep...."  I couldn't help but think of G-C and Dripshit and Stevie and Little Rik and the rest of our resident bleaters.

A good performance though.

Any signs of incipient total spontaneous human combustion while you were there ??


If not, I think we have a pretty good indication God either isn't, or is a Minimalist Himself.


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Messages In This Thread
Going To A Church Tonight - by Minimalist - December 7, 2017 at 7:55 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by c172 - December 7, 2017 at 8:16 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by ignoramus - December 7, 2017 at 8:16 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2017 at 8:48 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2017 at 9:02 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by Seraphina - December 7, 2017 at 9:50 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by J a c k - December 7, 2017 at 10:38 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2017 at 10:53 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by J a c k - December 7, 2017 at 11:01 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by Fireball - December 7, 2017 at 11:36 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by downbeatplumb - December 8, 2017 at 2:36 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by J a c k - December 8, 2017 at 4:22 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by downbeatplumb - December 9, 2017 at 5:34 am
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by brewer - December 7, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by Rev. Rye - December 8, 2017 at 12:46 am
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by Ravenshire - December 8, 2017 at 12:52 am
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by Minimalist - December 8, 2017 at 1:35 am
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by vorlon13 - December 8, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by ignoramus - December 8, 2017 at 3:03 am
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 8, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Going To A Church Tonight - by Shell B - December 8, 2017 at 7:35 pm

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