(January 8, 2018 at 9:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:Don't get me wrong, I am a guitar player too and so is she. This one kills me:(January 8, 2018 at 4:30 pm)Haipule Wrote: Of course you realize my post was just a joke right? Great set up and delivery that had me in tears!
Yeah, I got that you were joking. I'm a guitarist, and her guitar's tuning, well, got me thinking ...
https://youtu.be/vasOOy1B17I
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.