Very short argument for God (another clear proof)

[Cinjin]

You're definitely one of the more "interesting" christians on this site so I have some follow up questions on your remarks:
Obviously, I'm going to disregard your 'no one ever in the history of time' claim since no one anywhere can make a legitimate absolute remark like that about anything, but I am curious about what the 'standard of god' means to you? Is every evil act (stealing snacks from a street vendor to cold blooded murder) always met with god's justice?

Also, how are we supposed to ask Satan? Is there an 800 number or can we just subliminally talk to him? Email?


You believe that Satan is "fuckin" with you?
Do you have a specific example, an incident if you will, of how exactly Satan fucked with you?
I'm very curious about how you view gods fallen favorite.

thanks.

Great questions! Thank you at least for that!

K'den, the righteous standard of God is the perfection of His making of all things. Since no one can get away with violating His standard, because that is against nature, no one ever has and never will, because He designed everything to only go one way, then God, as the standard bearer Himself, is guaranteeing that standard! Sheep only, not goats! My God doesn't know goats and is not omniscience concerning goats. Unless a goat thinks they can fuck with me!

Personal evidence is only anecdotal. If you thought you could get away with attacking me personally, you will meet my Father face to face! Not that you can't confront me, it's just that you cannot touch me personally without His grave concern. If you tried, He will rip your fucking face off! Do you know how many times I've seen it, and people have tried, only to get their fuckin' faces ripped off? It ain't pretty!

I pray and pray and God says no until, you say your sorry to me personally. Then I can tell Him to call off the dogs. Until then you will get your face fucking rip off! It's ugly and it is His call!

Yes, Satan tried his best to attack me through someone(he can't fuck with me) I love. It hurt. But, I didn't fall for it! I went to Kaupo at the end of earth and screamed to God how He could allow this thing to even happen! The issue was not issue as soon as I screamed!

Satan, that mother fucker attacked my marriage!

I kept it together and trusted God only to find out that Satan is a dickless wonder angel of no account pussy because he can't attack me personally!

Some times it's just sooo cool bein' me!

Just kidding man.  That made COMPLETE sense!