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Very short argument for God (another clear proof)
RE: Very short argument for God (another clear proof)
(January 23, 2018 at 7:10 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 10:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have vodka: THE Holy Spirit.

And I accept it into my life a couple of weekends a month.

"Blessed are those who accept the Holy Spirit.  For its forgiveness is Absolut."

Did you hear about Mezcal ?
I read it's a kind of Tequila; but that worm in the bottom. They say eating it affects the "spirituality" of the drinker.

What would be better than Vodka; is Tequila shots with warms; and some LEGALLY SOLD weed.
Finally you talk about something I know about! Good Tequila like Cazadores is made from 100% blue agave. The cheap shit adds rum and will give headaches guaranteed.

Mezcal is made from the green agave plant and is distilled to 150 proof. They often add a worm to the bottle.

I once chased the worm with a friend of mine and won! The worm was mine! In the end I actually lost big time! I never threw-up so much blood in my life!

Everclear is also 150 proof and so is the 5 times distilled lilikoi spirit my buddy Wald makes for me. Sip lightly on ice.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Very short argument for God (another clear proof) - by Haipule - January 24, 2018 at 7:40 pm

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