Old age stories in the news.....

[Brian37]

I actually have  bar code and sell by date tattoo'd on my body. HASMAT was called in because I was reported to be way past my sell by date.

...by several decades.  

Someone saves you from your own insecurities, they get you home, despite your unfounded fear, and even after that, some people still tease you about it.

This is the last time I call you in an emergency. I am at the point that if I were in the boat houses of Pompeii, and you were Apollo or Zues 

What do you want from me dude? You helped me not freak out getting home from a hurricane. Great, and I thank you. I mean that. 

But, if you are like the rest of my friends including Hillbilly Atheist whom is looking forward to making me sing a HORRIBLE country song over an NFL BET.

All I can say is....... I WANT MY MOMMY!