(April 1, 2019 at 11:40 am)Yonadav Wrote:(April 1, 2019 at 11:18 am)Shell B Wrote: You are quite a strange little person. Interestingly enough, men don't really seem to find me boring. I think it's just you, and just because you're one of those terrible little sissy misogynists who think manliness equates to throwing rage fits and talking down to women. I've never really been into sissies, so I'm okay that you don't like me. I prefer thoughtful men who have control over their baser emotions.
A few months ago, my niece broke up with her boyfriend. They had been together for about two years. But they had only moved in together recently. My 23 year old niece left her parent's home for the first time, to go live with this guy. It turned out that they were not so compatible once living together. It only lasted for about two months, when her told her that she needed to go.
So my poor niece came to me, sobbing about what an asshole he was. I comforted her and then asked if she wanted be to kick the shit out of him and burn his house down.
She laughed and said no. And then she looked at me with serious eyes and said, "He's really afraid of you, Uncle Yoni." I grinned and said, "I know." My niece understood that I never bluff. I was basically joking about kicking the shit out of her ex and burning his house down. And she knew that. But she also knew that if she had told me that she wanted me to do it, then I absolutely would have done it. It made her feel a lot better. A young lady needs to have a man or two in her life who will do absolutely anything for her. She swelled with pride, knowing that I would have made good on my offer to her.
I'm a real sissy, and all the ladies know it.
Definitely a pussy.
