RE: Age of the Universe/Earth
January 4, 2020 at 3:16 am
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2020 at 3:18 am by Ranjr.)
The god of the bible is a fuck up. That's the beauty of it. He created a perfect place for people to live and manage. Every physical aspect and living thing fit together working for ideal harmony. People were the end goal of his work. So well designed he not only granted them dominion over earth, he provided a test that, if failed, would result in god abdicating earth to a seemingly endless cycle of death and cruelty. That's how sure he was about his design.
Adam was god's own image. Eve was god's own image's bone, made because Adam was lonely, meaning god created Eve to satisfy a horny bastard. God made the test for Eve, which should she fail, would result in all manner of horrors, then appear to her as a huge talking penis. At this point of the story, I can't decide who to cast as god. Tommy Chong or Foster Brooks? Dom Deluise?
Adam was god's own image. Eve was god's own image's bone, made because Adam was lonely, meaning god created Eve to satisfy a horny bastard. God made the test for Eve, which should she fail, would result in all manner of horrors, then appear to her as a huge talking penis. At this point of the story, I can't decide who to cast as god. Tommy Chong or Foster Brooks? Dom Deluise?