RE: By chance?
February 19, 2020 at 9:24 am
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2020 at 9:24 am by The Grand Nudger.)
As the wingers like to say, fuck his feelings.
I'm just surprised that believers imagine a god that's even less competent than I am. Even I don't need to tinker - it would be a monumental waste of my time, if nothing else, since biology works whether I intervene or not. There's no need for me to cast my spirit into the ethereal plane to work some meat magic on an onions supernatural genetic levers. The fucking things will grow and breed and change all by their one-sies.
I'm just surprised that believers imagine a god that's even less competent than I am. Even I don't need to tinker - it would be a monumental waste of my time, if nothing else, since biology works whether I intervene or not. There's no need for me to cast my spirit into the ethereal plane to work some meat magic on an onions supernatural genetic levers. The fucking things will grow and breed and change all by their one-sies.
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