Is there a contradiction in the Qur'an?

[Succubus#2]

I prove that the Quran is the word of Allah.

Presenter: You have a new theory about the brontosaurus.

Miss Elk: Can I just say Chris for one moment that I have a new theory about
the brontosaurus.

Exactly. What is it?

Where?

No, no your new theory.

Oh, what is my theory?

Yes.

Oh what is my theory that it is. Well Chris you may well ask me what is my theory.

I am asking.

Good for you. My word yes. Well Chris, what is it that it is - this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is - my theory that I have, that is to
say, which is mine, is mine.

Yes, I know it's yours, what is it?

Oh, what is my theory? This is it. My theory that belongs to me is as follows. This is how it goes. The next thing I'm going to say is my theory.
Ready?

Yes.

My theory by A. Elk. Brackets Miss, brackets. This theory goes as
follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much
thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory,
it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.

That's it, is it?

Spot on, Chris.

Well, er, this theory of yours appears to have hit the nail on the head.

And it's mine.

Yes, thank you very much for coming along to the studio. Thank you.

My pleasure, Chris...

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