RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2019 at 7:03 pm by fredd bear.)
(March 19, 2019 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.
Boru
You can't get a speeding ticket if you outrun the cop car.
Quite right.
They get your address from your number plate, then wait a bit, and go to your house and arrest you.
When my grandfather was first a copper, around 1900, he had a police bicycle. He considered gambling as harmless. He hated con men and wife beaters..
------So, when conducting a raid on the local two up school**, he would ride his bike slowly down the middle of the road ringing his bell loudly. -----When he retired, the two up school gave him a beautiful easy chair. We still have it.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
**Two-up is a traditional Australian gambling game, involving a designated "spinner" throwing two coins or pennies into the air. Players bet on whether the coins will fall with both heads (obverse) up, both tails (reverse) up, or with one coin a head and one a tail (known as "Ewan"). It is traditionally played on Anzac Day in pubs and clubs throughout Australia, in part to mark a shared experience with Diggers through the ages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-up