Boru; THAT was fucking hilarious .

Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't everyone;'s cup of tea, but he's mine;

WARNNG: OBSCENE LANGUAGE;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arY57gOCdV8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG_cp-xxHsw

(March 12, 2019 at 10:27 pm)fredd bear Wrote: Boru; THAT was fucking hilarious .

Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't everyone;'s cup of tea, but he's mine;

WARNNG: OBSCENE LANGUAGE;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arY57gOCdV8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG_cp-xxHsw

KBW!!

Boss: "We've had a complaint about you so I'm going to have to suspend you."

Me: *Hands over gun, badge, handcuffs, and extra ammo*.

Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a cardiologist!"

If only this was a joke:

(March 14, 2019 at 12:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If only this was a joke:

 Oh Fluck!

I still remember something I heard a priest say, from the pulpit, when I was about 15:

It was a homily about sexuality , about which the priest was obviously an authority-and expert-in-his-own -mind

He said"-------no one wants an unchaste child". I remember thinking "Well, I'm fucked", having discovered masturbation the year before. 

Boru

Ricky Gervais "If death is just the end, what's the point?" Scene

The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.

Boru

(March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.

Boru

You can't get a speeding ticket if you outrun the cop car.

(March 19, 2019 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.

Boru

You can't get a speeding ticket if you outrun the cop car.

 Quite right.

They get your address from your number plate, then wait a bit, and go to your house and arrest you.

When my grandfather  was first a copper, around 1900, he had a police bicycle. He considered  gambling as harmless. He hated con men and wife beaters.. 

------So, when conducting a raid on the local two up school**, he would ride  his bike  slowly down the middle of the road ringing his bell loudly. -----When he retired, the two up school gave him a beautiful easy chair. We still have it.

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**Two-up is a traditional Australian gambling game, involving a designated "spinner" throwing two coins or pennies into the air. Players bet on whether the coins will fall with both heads (obverse) up, both tails (reverse) up, or with one coin a head and one a tail (known as "Ewan"). It is traditionally played on Anzac Day in pubs and clubs throughout Australia, in part to mark a shared experience with Diggers through the ages. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-up