Man texts his girlfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds: 'She must be sleeping.'
Woman texts her boyfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds:
'He's cheating on me.'
'He hates me.'
'He's crashed his car.'
'He's been arrested.'
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Woman texts her boyfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds:
'He's cheating on me.'
'He hates me.'
'He's crashed his car.'
'He's been arrested.'
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Boru
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