There's a brilliant little exchange in a cutscene in the Family Guy - The Quest for Stuff game, worthy of an honorable mention in the Hall of Wit:
Olivia: You didn't pack the case properly!
Vinny: I'm this close to packing it full of bricks and throwing you in the river with it.
Olivia: You didn't pack the case properly!
Vinny: I'm this close to packing it full of bricks and throwing you in the river with it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'