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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 29, 2015 at 5:52 pm
(March 27, 2015 at 7:36 am)KUSA Wrote: [Image: d9c3e7e6983634edaa4481dfc7ff8125.jpg]

It took me a second...GROSSSSSSSSSS! 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2015 at 5:47 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 13, 2015 at 1:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2015 at 1:19 pm by Cyberman.)
Trending on Facebook right now (this is so catchy):







There's a very limited edition seven-inch single (just a thousand) available from Saturday, but you can get it as a digital download now from iTunes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 18, 2015 at 2:14 am
http://nonadventures.com/2011/07/23/the-long-con/
She's right about Batman you know.  Big Grin
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 19, 2015 at 5:53 am
Ayx have you seen this?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 19, 2015 at 4:31 pm
I never realised how hot Dawkins is. :-)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 19, 2015 at 11:01 pm
That's shopped, btw.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2015 at 6:57 am
That doesn't look like Dawkins. If is was him I'd throw a wig on him and pound dat ass.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2015 at 2:41 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2015 at 9:08 am
There's a brilliant little exchange in a cutscene in the Family Guy - The Quest for Stuff game, worthy of an honorable mention in the Hall of Wit:

Olivia: You didn't pack the case properly!

Vinny: I'm this close to packing it full of bricks and throwing you in the river with it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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