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A must-have for fundies
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A must-have for fundies
(January 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's only something a blasphemer would buy.

Then you haven't seen the baby jesus butt plug then, have you....
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RE: A must-have for fundies
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RE: A must-have for fundies
Quote:"Blasphemy" is an offence which occurs when a believer of any religion gets their panties all out off focus when somebody has the audacity to disagree with or ridicule their personal superstitions.

In some socially primitive societies,such as Saudi Arabia or parts of the Southern US, 'blasphemers' can be physically attacked,even killed. Wasn't that long ago that such people were burned alive,so I guess we non believers should be grateful.
I believe that this falls under the category of blasphemy.
Making toys out of Jesus? Wow.
Quote:That's partly why it's so god damn funny.
Well, funny for those who do not believe, but I think this action figure targets those who do?
OR am I wrong?
Quote:. two words which you conveniently left out when quoting scripture above. THE LORD THY GOD ..................... He's not my fucking god!
Does it really matter? If he is the one God up there, he's your God too, whether you like it or not.
Quote:It's only blasphemy to those who accept it as sacred. I have an action figure of jesus myself - given to me as a joke. I gots LOTS of funny pics!
That's just what I said. And it was told that this action figure targets people that are firm, or really, pretentious people who call themselves believers.
Quote:Then you haven't seen the baby jesus butt plug then, have you....
And I think that it was meant to blaspheme.
Quite a marvel, wonder who buys those things.
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RE: A must-have for fundies
The amazing thing is mehmet ...if you should even whisper the word FORD in a group of Aussies who happen to be ardent followers of HOLDEN this is also called "blasphemy" ...all in all it doesn't mean a thing.

The purchasers are probably xtians I would think...which is why they are funny to those who are not ardent followers of the abrahamic religions.
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RE: A must-have for fundies
Blasphemy, it has been observed (correctly), is a victimless crime. Making a toy of any sacred figure carries the potential of offense, sure, but only in other people; and people as a general collective tend to have an absurdly low offense threshold about anything you care to imagine. If not a Jesus doll, then ownership of a special rock or something equally silly. Regardless, I rather suspect the video is a parody of sorts, blasphemy notwithstanding.

As a side note, it may be of some interest that here in the UK, blasphemy law was repealed in May 2008. Almost four years, during which time nobody noticed any difference - except for a greater freedom of expression.
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RE: A must-have for fundies
(January 5, 2012 at 9:24 am)Stimbo Wrote: Blasphemy, it has been observed (correctly), is a victimless crime. Making a toy of any sacred figure carries the potential of offense, sure, but only in other people; and people as a general collective tend to have an absurdly low offense threshold about anything you care to imagine. If not a Jesus doll, then ownership of a special rock or something equally silly. Regardless, I rather suspect the video is a parody of sorts, blasphemy notwithstanding.

As a side note, it may be of some interest that here in the UK, blasphemy law was repealed in May 2008. Almost four years, during which time nobody noticed any difference - except for a greater freedom of expression.
Well, it certainly is without a victim, as you cannot victimize God whatever you do. No matter how many curses you utter, no matter how many people you lead to the path of blasphemy or heresy, it doesn't matter. But you generally do the worst to yourself, I think.
If you have at least a little bit faith, I think you'd consider twice before blaspheming the name of your God.

This of course, is on an individual level.
But on a public level, blasphemy is generally good for one thing. Angering masses. As people do not like when others utter curses at them, they certainly do not like it when someone utters curses at something they see as their God. I think it's perfectly understandable when people get mad whenever someone blasphemes their God, or incites others to act in blasphemous or heretical ways.
Quote:The amazing thing is mehmet ...if you should even whisper the word FORD in a group of Aussies who happen to be ardent followers of HOLDEN this is also called "blasphemy" ...all in all it doesn't mean a thing.

The purchasers are probably xtians I would think...which is why they are funny to those who are not ardent followers of the abrahamic religions.
Well, if this is not a parody, I'd say that most christians would disapprove of a thing like this.
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RE: A must-have for fundies
You can't call anything blasphemous in my opinion.

Blasphemy, like Beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.


The person who made the parody clearly does not believe in their god, neither do I .... therefore between at LEAST the two of us, there is no blasphemy. You can't commit blasphemy against a being you don't believe to exist!


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RE: A must-have for fundies
TheTruePooka makes a series with Mini Plastic Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_x-ecqAb3I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5_HaW0WsWk
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That must have been the party to end all parties, at that golden calf...
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RE: A must-have for fundies
Quote:Well, it certainly is without a victim, as you cannot victimize God whatever you do. No matter how many curses you utter, no matter how many people you lead to the path of blasphemy or heresy, it doesn't matter. But you generally do the worst to yourself, I think.
If you have at least a little bit faith, I think you'd consider twice before blaspheming the name of your God.

This of course, is on an individual level.
But on a public level, blasphemy is generally good for one thing. Angering masses. As people do not like when others utter curses at them, they certainly do not like it when someone utters curses at something they see as their God. I think it's perfectly understandable when people get mad whenever someone blasphemes their God, or incites others to act in blasphemous or heretical ways.
No, even if god exists, which he doesn't, someone can still become a victim of a crime, even if they are not hurt by the crime in anyway. Meaning that the only way blasphemy can be a victimless crime is for there to be no god. A position I wholeheartedly agree with. And blasphemy isn't a crime where I come from anyway.

The answer to that is: no, I don't have the slightest bit of faith. I do have reason, and logic, and science, all of which tell me I don't have to think twice before using the words 'jesus fucking christ'.

I'll also give you my opinion on offending religious people. I really don't care if some religious person is offended by my use of the english language in a perfectly legitimate and legal way. I don't agree with them, I happen to believe that religion is a dangerous self-delusion, and that its none of my business if they get hurt by words not directed at them. And frankly, I will continue to say whatever I want as long as they keep offending me by trying to indoctrinate me into their offensive religion.
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