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Ask An Atheist
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 9:43 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2012 at 10:04 am by emr.)
(January 6, 2012 at 9:28 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(January 6, 2012 at 9:10 am)emr Wrote:
(January 6, 2012 at 9:03 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Why??? Confused Fall

Maybe my atheism finds crudeness tiresome...

Maybe you need to not take yourself so seriously??

same with life...It's not permanent.

Oh I love crude jokes, it's just my atheism that doesn't. (You'll notice that this is the same convenient dodge used by Joe Christian to defend against charges of homophobia, ie 'I don't hate gays, God does.')
'Hate the crude, love the cruder.'
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 10:20 am
You should give your atheism a good stroking.

It'll love you for it.
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 10:41 am
(January 6, 2012 at 10:20 am)Zen Badger Wrote: You should give your atheism a good stroking.

It'll love you for it.

My atheism speaks out strongly against that sort of thing. Gratuitous sensual pleasure is not the intended purpose of stroking, says my atheism. So it must be true.
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#34
RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 10:44 am
Sounds like your atheism needs to get laid.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 10:45 am
Definitely!!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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January 6, 2012 at 10:49 am
(January 6, 2012 at 10:44 am)Faith No More Wrote: Sounds like your atheism needs to get laid.

Well, privately it does. But it still speaks out against that sort of thing. You know how it goes...
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 10:50 am
(January 6, 2012 at 10:49 am)emr Wrote:
(January 6, 2012 at 10:44 am)Faith No More Wrote: Sounds like your atheism needs to get laid.

Well, privately it does. But it still speaks out against that sort of thing. You know how it goes...

Yeah... S&M is a bitch eh??
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January 6, 2012 at 10:52 am
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 10:59 am
With feathers then??
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RE: Ask An Atheist
January 6, 2012 at 11:13 am
(January 6, 2012 at 10:59 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: With feathers then??

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