Now This Is Fucking Embarrassing.

[Minimalist]

To be given lessons in jurisprudence by the fucking Afghans.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012010...AKG80.html

Detainees interviewed during two visits to the U.S.-run portion of the Parwan detention center outside Bagram Air Base - about 25 miles (40 kilometers) north of Kabul - complained of freezing cold, humiliating strip searches and being deprived of light, according to Gul Rahman Qazi, who led the investigation ordered by Karzai.

Another investigator, Sayed Noorullah, said the prison and all detainees must be transferred to Afghan control "as soon as possible," adding, "if there is no evidence ... they have the right to be freed."

[thesummerqueen]

We have the best evidence money can pay for, Min. We always do.

[The Magic Pudding]

Having a beard is prima facie evidence of wrongness.
Therefore if they have beards it's reasonable to require them to show why the presumption shouldn't apply to them.
We aren't unreasonable people, there is an appeals process available. If these people are unwilling to have themselves dunked in a river to have their lack of buoyancy prove their innocence, well I have no sympathy at all. We even tried to give prisoners an introduction to the watery appeals process until the damn bleeding hearts stopped us.

[Minimalist]

"We'll use my largest scales."