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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
#91
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Quote:Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow suffered numerous injuries during Saturday night’s playoff game against the New England Patriots, including torn cartilage, a bruised lung and fluid in the cavity surrounding one of his lungs, reports ESPN.


Fucking jesus should have helped out his blockers.
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#92
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(January 20, 2012 at 11:41 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(January 20, 2012 at 11:34 am)Faith No More Wrote: Apprently god didn't let him win, because he was pissed. So pissed that this happened-

Quote:Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow suffered numerous injuries during Saturday night’s playoff game against the New England Patriots, including torn cartilage, a bruised lung and fluid in the cavity surrounding one of his lungs, reports ESPN.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/...yoff-game/

Hey, he's just suffering for the Lord. Hee, hee.

(January 20, 2012 at 1:04 am)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: Is a more tasteless, no, disgusting pizza possible?

How about strategically adding a large sausage?

How about depicting him giving God a blowjob...

You take sacrilege to a whole new level Rocket Scientist.

I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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#93
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Quote:You take sacrilege to a whole new level Rocket Scientist.


And Hallelujah for it!
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#94
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 20, 2012 at 9:54 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(January 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: How about depicting him giving God a blowjob...

You take sacrilege to a whole new level Rocket Scientist.

Hey! Wait a minute! It's that Tebow sucker that's taking sacrilege to a new level: he is the one giving God a blowjob! In public! Not me!
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#95
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I personally am looking forward to the day when Tim Tebow is arrested in a hotel room with a couple of hookers and a bag of blow. Either that, or getting caught groping another man in a public restroom. You know it'll happen eventually.

Why wait?
Go stalk him, with your fly undone!
You know you want to...!
Maybe you get lucky on two counts! Big Grin
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#96
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
How about a te-burrito? http://www.freefantasyfootballpicks.com/...esome.html
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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