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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
#81
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 19, 2012 at 12:17 pm)Cinjin Wrote: your athletes just don't offer us any competition

Dream on!

You want a list of all the sports disciplines in which Americans consistently don't play top five in the world...?

ROFLOL
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#82
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Anyone for pizza? http://www.waaytv.com/news/content/burge...pB4tA.cspx
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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#83
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Is a more tasteless, no, disgusting pizza possible?

Bon appetit!

Don't puke on me!

What a waste of what could have been a perfectly good pizza!
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#84
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Tim Tebow...inspired by money.
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#85
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 19, 2012 at 7:12 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(January 19, 2012 at 12:17 pm)Cinjin Wrote: your athletes just don't offer us any competition

Dream on!

You want a list of all the sports disciplines in which Americans consistently don't play top five in the world...?

ROFLOL

Thinking, learning, guile, subtlety, irony, ..... Oh yes, cricket, f1, and soccer also.

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#86
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 20, 2012 at 11:15 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Tim Tebow...inspired by money.

I wonder how much he gives away to christian aid charities? Or any charity for that matter.
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#87
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Apprently god didn't let him win, because he was pissed. So pissed that this happened-

Quote:Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow suffered numerous injuries during Saturday night’s playoff game against the New England Patriots, including torn cartilage, a bruised lung and fluid in the cavity surrounding one of his lungs, reports ESPN.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/...yoff-game/
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#88
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
Dog desired.

Hilarious Lol, sorry, I just couldn't resist!
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
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#89
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 20, 2012 at 11:34 am)Faith No More Wrote: Apprently god didn't let him win, because he was pissed. So pissed that this happened-

Quote:Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow suffered numerous injuries during Saturday night’s playoff game against the New England Patriots, including torn cartilage, a bruised lung and fluid in the cavity surrounding one of his lungs, reports ESPN.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/...yoff-game/

Hey, he's just suffering for the Lord. Hee, hee.

(January 20, 2012 at 1:04 am)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: Is a more tasteless, no, disgusting pizza possible?

How about strategically adding a large sausage?
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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#90
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
(January 20, 2012 at 11:41 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(January 20, 2012 at 11:34 am)Faith No More Wrote: Apprently god didn't let him win, because he was pissed. So pissed that this happened-

Quote:Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow suffered numerous injuries during Saturday night’s playoff game against the New England Patriots, including torn cartilage, a bruised lung and fluid in the cavity surrounding one of his lungs, reports ESPN.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/...yoff-game/

Hey, he's just suffering for the Lord. Hee, hee.

(January 20, 2012 at 1:04 am)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: Is a more tasteless, no, disgusting pizza possible?

How about strategically adding a large sausage?

How about depicting him giving God a blowjob...
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