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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm
(January 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Christians have always needed a hero to inspire them.

Just like they need a villain to scare themselves silly.

If you can't lead them by a hero coerce them with fear.Devil
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm
(January 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Christians have always needed a hero to inspire them.

Just like they need a villain to scare themselves silly.

If you can't lead them by a hero coerce them with fear.Devil

Why choose one OR the other when you can have both simultaneously?
"Doppelt genäht hält besser!"
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm (This post was last modified: January 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm by Ziploc Surprise.)
(January 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Napo Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 12:40 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: At least no one voted this one into political office.

It really wouldn't fucking surprise me.

After Reagan, Bush x2, Palin, Bachmann, and Romney, Tebow is a logical consequence! A destiny even!

Oh God Yes! Yes!Clap ClapClap ClapClap ClapClap ClapClap Clap
(January 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Christians have always needed a hero to inspire them.

Just like they need a villain to scare themselves silly.

If you can't lead them by a hero coerce them with fear.Devil

Why choose one OR the other when you can have both simultaneously?
"Doppelt genäht hält besser!"

Yeah, the do work well together. "God" leads from the front and the Devil prods from behind.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 12:38 am
(January 14, 2012 at 12:39 pm)Jaysyn Wrote: Have you guys seen this yet?

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/...12/1378838

Quote from song "Duuude your on your own."

Sure as hell looked like it tonight.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 12:57 am
God wanted the Broncos to lose apparently. Can't say I blame him.
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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 3:07 am
God, can't stop a hurricane but he'll help you win at gridiron.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Jesus with a big

FUCK YOU to Tebow last night.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Well...looks like the Broncos lost.


I say that this is proof that God thinks prayer is unpatriotic, since he made his praying team lose to the Patriots so badly. God is sending us a message to keep our prayers in the closet, and not out in the field.

Hey, if they can make up shit about god then so can I.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Tebow should really read his stupid bible...

Matthew 6:5
"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.


Tim T-bag, errr, Tebow is the worst kind of Christian on earth. He's a fuckhead who loves his god more than his wife and family.

T-Bag Wrote:“And then after I give him the honor and glory I always try to give my teammates the honor and glory, and that’s how it works. Because Christ comes first in my life, and then my family, and then my teammates."


Anyone that loves a god more than their own family is a fucking stupid piece of shit unworthy of anyone's praise. I don't care what he can do with a football ... He could shove it up his own ass if it wasn't for his Bible already occupying the space.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 1:23 pm
I was almost as excited to see the Patriots kick ass last night as I would have been my home team.
One of my friends posted on Facebook as the game started "It's going to be a sad day for Brady fans, we've got angels in the end zone" Erm, angels clearly suck at football.
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